Thursday 14 February 2013

Roses are red, violets are blue......


..... I've got an iPhone 
to take a picture of you.....
mwah xxx

On reading this next story, I can honestly say that my reaction was simply........

un~fkg~believable !



Imagine it......

Location: Operating theatre at a hospital somewhere in Peterborough

Surgeon: now don't worry madam, it's a simple operation, you won't feel anything, One prick and you'll soon be dreaming of lying on the beach and then when you wake up, it will look so loverly you'd hang a picture of my work on your wall......

Patient [we'll call her Ms X as her identity is not revealed, nor any other details about her {except she that she has a loverly Mary}] : Oooooh thank you doctor, you are so kind, I've been worrying all night about this operation....

Anesthetist: ..... Ms X ...can you look away now....

JAB....thud .....Ms X now out sparko on operating table

Surgeon: [words from gob] Nurse.... scalpel....swabs....now where do I make the first cut....[words in head] mmmm waaaaaaaait just a minute...

Surgeon: Nurse hold this scalpel and pass me my iPorn....

Nurse: but doctor what do you need your phone for ?

Surgeon: don't you worry your pretty little head, and just hold the scalpel and pass me the phone, it won't take long....

surgeon lifts up Ms X's surgical gown and sticks head down there.....

Nurse: Doctor ! Doctor ! what are you doing ? it's her breasts we are operating on.....

Surgeon: Nurse shush.... this is important medical research you know....trust me I'm a doctor...

click flash click....

Surgeon: marvelous, that's another one to hang on my wall......Nurse, pass me the scalpel....


Now transplant these events to say Bluewater shopping mall, but think of it in these terms.....

Ms Y [we'll shall call this victim Ms Y so as not to identify her]....Ms Y is on the escalator and a man looks at Ms Y's breasts and thinks to him sen.....mmm wait just a minute, I wonder what her mary might look like, at which point man whips out his iPorn and points it up Ms Y's frock, moves her panties to one side and then click flash click.....now at the nano second of the second click of the camera shutter, I can predict, the following....

1. Ms Y screams out loud
2. Man looks around to wonder what the commotion is
3. Other shoppers have seen what happened and man is wrestled to the ground and phone taken off him
4. Half a dozen burly shopping mall security guards hold him down whilst waiting for police
5. Police frog march man to court and court is shown photos taken without Ms Y's permission
6.  Man is given criminal conviction/record and placed on the sex offenders register, despite his protestations he was doing it for research

Now think about this....just because the actual offence occurred in an operating theatre and he was working on her chest area...was his offence any less than if he had committed it in Bluewater Shopping Mall ? From sex offender to surgeon with the click flash click of an iPhone !! And yet they let him back to work......anyone of us would have been sacked and on the sex offenders register....un~fkg~believable !