.... and so now the banality of our news reporters, has gone into to over drive..... speculating as to the name of the baby, born of our Duchess of Cambridge....
But spare a thought..... it's a good job the Americans aren't put in charge of naming the baby....
I recently received a report at work..... authored by an American, named non other than .....
Rand E Riggle Jnr ! ...... meaning out there, is also a Rand E Riggle Snr as well !
Watching embarrassing bodies on channel 4 and I saw there was a Nurse Joy Tickle on there..... and so to take this a stage further, I noted that a Rand E Riggle once married a Cassie Winkle.....
Imagine the birth scene at that hospital...... Rand E Riggle and Cassie C Winkle being looked after by Joy Tickle ! You have no chance of announcing that wonderful occasion on Twitter or the Internet as David [I'm a Wanker] Cameron would have you stripped of your mouse and dongle .......
ooooher matron !
As our next-next-next king to be
has become a boy in waiting
I bow to thee with today's SoD
