..... as the plane landed on the tarmac at Luton airport, the passengers erupted into spontaneous clapping.....
Were they clapping because they had left behind a cold wet country ?....
....only to arrive in a cold wet country ?
Were they clapping because the plane hadn't crashed ?
Were they clapping because the plane arrived on time ?
Noooooo........... I think the most likely reason why they clapped, is because no one f@rted on the plane........
Let's all clap* to that one ..........
So this calls for a jingly jangly Wednesday song....... an unlikely combination I know, but soooooo soooo much better than the combination of farts and planes don't you think ?
*[ and for those of you having trouble clapping, see my first ever blog in the whole wide world]
